...Smashed By A Drunken MORON...

Where were we at 3:24 am on Saturday morning? Well, that's a silly questions we were in bed, of course! But then, faster than a speeding idiot, a red DODGE truck smashed into my father-in-laws little ford, absolutely crushing it to bits! Let me also point out that the drunkin' fool pushed the car 25 feet into Zac's Chevy S-10, damaging his bumper. Are we furious? YOU BET! The driver was OBVIOUSLY intoxicated, causing him to high-tail it away from the scene of the crime, but not before we saw what kind of truck he was driving.

YAY TOWN POLICE!! They caught the bad guy!